Photo Credit / Universal Pictures
Film Distribution / Universal Pictures
Runtime 137 minutes.
I went into this seemingly endless insult to entertainment expecting one idiotic car chase after another, prolific violence, sophomoric humor, a plethora of special effects, ridiculous fights where the heroes take one killing blow after another yet come up smiling, uncounted numbers of fatalities, and a story that would be hard to swallow in a comic book. I was on the mark.